WELL, THAT'S REAL SWANKY.
100% HAND STITCHED, SMALL BATCH, KINDLY-SOURCED,  A BIT GRUFF, ALWAYS. COME ON IN.

Hey, there! Poke around some, and enjoy top-notch subversive embroidery to help horrify your guests. There's all sorts, for all sorts. 

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No machines here, folks. Each and every piece is stitched by these two hands. All fabric is kindly sourced, washed up and ironed so you can display these for years to come. All embroidery floss is sourced from thrift shops, yard sales and estate sales near and far. Your hand embroidery is backed with vegan-friendly felt made from 100% plastic bottles in North America, to boot. Shipped in recycled envelopes to give Mother Nature the low five she deserves. Here at Real Swanky, breathe easy knowing your materials are kindly sourced, as local as can be.​

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PS: Real Swanky is now shoppable. Take a gander, would ya?